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"We've received numerous inquiries about this type of protection," company
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The insurance firm is currently in negotiations with Red Hat to form the
"Red Berets", an elite squad of Linux geeks trained to rapidly install
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organization. During a Defcon 95 emergency, Loydds will airlift the
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